Printable list of current rules

Don't touch anyone without permission

1

don't help anyone without permission

2

follow the rules unless the rules prevent you from doing the right thing

3

compare yourself to who you were yesterday not to who someone else is today

4

Thanks to Jordan Peterson

Happy Wife; happy life - an vice versa

5

be careful what you wish for

6

always speak truth

7

treat everyone with respect, including yourself

8

always carry a knife

9

adapted from NCIS

it doesn't matter what you're actually doing.

10

It only matters what your wife thinks you are doing.

it's better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

11

adapted from Franz Kafka

never miss a good chance to shut up

12

Shaun's mother - and Will Rogers

Don't get beat to the obvious target

13

a competitors advice for better predicting the future

always carry a way to clean your hands

19

rule #COVID-19

Own your mistakes

22

be nice to your robots

33

C C Sellars

There's no such thing as a coincidence

39

adapted from NCIS

always carry a towel

42

adapted from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams

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